ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

dankmemeking:

joner:

not feeling like jacking off :/

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

pearlmarley:

me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie

hotboyproblems:

this made me burst out laughing

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starfleetrambo:

922703:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

thotzekage:

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

bunjywunjy:

sanerontheinside:

letslipthehounds:

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

flokidog:

jennifer-lawrence-fishburne:

flight-freedom:

lordoftheinternet:

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

whaleypotter:

he died

earthdad:

I’m dating a supervillian

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

caleforpresident:

Give him space
He can do it